Some funny quotes about ... children!

You spend the first two years of their life teaching your children to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children

Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.
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but the most important of all....

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.